Gia tells her first joke.

So I've been watching these two boys that are 7 and 8 years old. The 8 year old told me a knock knock joke yesterday. It went like this:


Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Cry.

Cry who?

Fuck you, CRY!


I explained to him how that isn't even a joke. I'm an experienced joke teller, and that doesn't qualify as a joke.
Next I told him the Rude Interrupting Cow knock knock joke, and I thought he was going to pee his little pants he laughed so hard. It goes like this:

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Rude Interrupting Cow."

"Rude Interrupting-

"MOOOOOO!"


So, Gia was sitting in the car with us and heard some knock knock jokes. Last night as we were all laying down to go to sleep, Gia said, "Hey dad, knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ducky! Quack Quack!"

We are very proud of Gia and her first joke. We hope she doesn't pick up the other kid's joke and start telling people that one.