Friday, September 10, 2010

Observations from Gia

Like all babies, Gia is a constant fountain of unique observation. I'll try to update this as I think of more. Here are some examples of Gia's observations on:

A mermaid: "Haha! That girl has clams on her boobies."

Using me bum as a pillow, just after a toot slipped out: "You stink dad. You need to take a shower."

A road kill deer: "That horse has blood in its mouth." (It was quite bloated from being dead for a few days)

Squirrels: "Dad look! There are two squirrels. One on the branch, and one on the ground."
"Oh I see them...shall we shoot them?"
"Yes!"

Any time someone selects Yoshi on Mario Kart: "Look Dad, it's me! Don't play me, that's my guy!"

On the Cichlid eating a grasshopper: "He bit him in half! That's not very nice."

On Pillow Pets: "Dad, I was thinking that I want a Bat Pillow Pet."

Anytime she see's my rifle: "Don't shoot the girl deers dad."

The time I shaved my goatee: "What happened to you face daddy? Did it fall off?"

Charlotte's Web: "Dad, I was watching that pig movie, and there is a spider that catches flies and gets their blood. She loves blood."

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